I met an asshole today while driving to work.
I was just coming out from the Subang-Federal Highway junction, going on the left most lane towards the old Subang airport and she (yes, she's a lady driver) was driving a dark-coloured Kelisa on the lane to my right, slightly in front of me. The traffic towards KL was heavy and moving slowly, but the left most lane (for the left turning to old airport) was moving.
While I was enjoying my drive, listening to some music, she decided it was too slow for her (she's probably late for her liposuction) and she wanted to change lane!! Although she had her indicator light on, she didn't make sure it was safe for her to cut in, and I was already very close behind her. So I have no choice but to avoid banging on to her car and swerved to the left into the emergency lane, and cut in front of her.
And she honked me! The fucking fat bitch honked me!!
On my rear view mirror, she started to gesture to me, shaking her fat head, pointing with her fat finger, waving her fat hand. I tried to tell her she shouldn't have cut into my lane so dangerously, but she didn't get it coz her head is just full of fats.
I ignored her, and from my rear view mirror, I could still see her with her funny gestures. And when I was about to turn left towards the old airport, she swerved back to the right lane, towards KL. From my mirror, I could see her giving me the (fat) finger.
Fucking queue jumper!! KNNCCB!!
On a bad day, I would have stopped my car and swung my steering lock to that bitch.