Puppies

Boy : Mommy, mommy...

Mommy : Yes, boy.

Boy : Mommy ah...our neighbour's puppy very cute lar.

Mommy : Yes, do you like it?

Boy : Yes, Mommy....er... Mommy ah?

Mommy : Yes?

Boy : You give birth to many many puppies lar.

Mommy : Huh??

Boy : But I only want big puppies. So you give birth to many many big puppies for me, ok?

Mommy : *faint*

My nephew. LOL!