Strawberry

Last night....in the toilet....

Yiyi : mmmmm......mmmmm......

Papi : Are you OK, Yiyi? Got 'ta pian' or not?

Yiyi : Yes, Papi. Like strawberry..

Papi : Huh? Like strawberry?? Let me see..

Yiyi : Yeah, smell like strawberry lar.

Papi : sniff...sniff...hmmm...yeah Mami, smell like strawberry. Come and smell it.

Mami : I don't want...uwekk!!

Papi : Come lar, like strawberry wan, come lar...

Mami : UWEK!!

Actually it didn't smell like strawberry, it smelt like sh*t.

ta pian : Mandarin for faeces or passing motion.