Bulu

Papi : *coming out from the office gents* Eh? Mami ah?

Mami : What?

Papi : There are so many hairs in the urinal lar.

Mami : Huh? Ha ha ha..

Papi : It's true, almost clogging the urinal already, you know.

Mami : Kerinting one ah?

Papi : Yalar!

Mami : Ha ha ha

Papi : Either someone has eaten a lot of Maggi mee, or someone has been wanking inside the toilet.

Mami : ROTFL!!

Bulu: Malay meaning hair
Kerinting: Malay meaning curly